HAVING THAT SPECIAL LADY OVER THIS WEEKEND???
By Playhouse Director/Oranizer RANDI-RAN
It's the weekend and I know many of you will have female visitors in your humble abodes. So I wanted to let you know that one of the biggest turn-offs for women is visiting a AG’s house when it's out-of–order, messy, jacked-up, funky, dirty, lol . . . you get what I'm saying:-)
Here’s a quick checklist of things to do when preparing for a female visitor:
1. Clean the living room: this is the first place she’ll see and be.
2. Clean the bathroom: this is so pertinent because if it’s nasty, she’ll think you’re nasty and you’ll quickly loose points with her, lol
3. Clean the kitchen: who knows, she may want to cook for you.
4. Clean the bedroom: this is mainly for Ag’s who have roommates or plan to get some nookie.
5. Make sure the place smells good: Use at least 2 scented candles or 2 Glade plug-ins.
6. Make sure there are no annoying roommates around: they can easily kill the mood.
7. Make sure your satellite or cable is working, if not have a variety of movies prepared.
8. Make sure you smell good, have fresh breath, and clean cut nails (long dirty nails are a HUGE turnoff)
9. Have a few drinks and snacks prepared: strawberries, grapes, and bottled water are good choices. Maybe some alcohol. Nice Bottle of Moscato preferably… The Ladies Love that. And Don’t forget Real Wine Glasses No Kitchen juice Cups!!!
10. If you do plan on “getting busy” make sure you have dental dam (lol.. JUST INCASE) and massage oils ready: always use protection- there are waaaay to many STDs out there now-a-days!
*BONUS* TURN OFF YOUR CELLPHONE FOR THE EVENING… IM SURE THAT SAME PERSON WILL CALL YOU BACK TOMORROW.
Now, I know a lot of these may seem pretty obvious, but you'd be surprised how many Ags let women come over to dirty smelly places- its not a good look. So print this list out and post it on the fridge. . . have a GRAND weekend!
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